190 replies to this topic

[gogal]

Granted, but you are now Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and are without a body.

I wish the next person to post in this thread would corrupt my wish!

[MissLexxi]

Granted, but it turns out I didn't actually corrupt you wish just re-posted.

I wish I coffee came out of a tap <3
(Like water does)

[OmegaGamer89]

Granted, but its very, very cold and is poorly roasted.

I wish I had a bottomless supply of Pepsi Max.

[darkwhitewolf]

Granted, but since it is bottomless you drown in it.
I wish they sold the powder that comes on Doritos by itself, without the chips.

[MissLexxi]

Granted but it doesn't taste the same and you choke on how gross it is.

I wish that I had a premium membership on DeviantArt <3 haha

[darkwhitewolf]

Granted, but you pay so much for it that you can no longer afford to keep your computer.
I wish I would never get tired.

[MissLexxi]

Granted but the organs in your body shut down because you never rested.

I wish I had a wish!
(what happens if someone can't corrupt a wish?)

[gogal]

Granted, but your wish causes an infinite loop of wishing for wishes and you end up dieing of old age waiting for the ability to ask another wish.

[darkwhitewolf]

I wish Gogal had wished something...

[gogal]

Granted, Gogal wished that you had not wished for Gogal wishing.

I wish I wasn't so tired that I forgot to wish for things.

[MissLexxi]

Granted you are now a robot, which never gets tired and remembers everything.

I wish I was part wolf : D (as in have ears and a tail)

[gogal]

Granted but you are abducted by circus folk for use in their freak show.

I wish I never had to eat again.

[darkwhitewolf]

Granted, but while you can function without food, you still lose weight, and end up turning into Slenderman.
I wish I could just snap my fingers and get into my first-choice college.

[gogal]

Granted, BUT you cannot afford the tuition, room, board, BOOKS, moving there, and did I say BOOKS!

I wish more people would join the wierd thread that has everyone talking in "song lyrics"

[darkwhitewolf]

Granted, but they only post lyrics from songs that you absolutely hate.
I wish I had mad drawing skills.

[MissLexxi]

granted but you lose both of your hands in a car accident.

I wish that my Google accounts weren't locked for 'suspicious' activity.

[darkwhitewolf]

Granted, your Google accounts are unlocked, but the FBI arrests you for suspicious activity.
I wish I could hang out with my friends today...

[OmegaGamer89]

Granted, but you literally hang..... like, from the gallows.

I wish for a wish washing machine, to wash all my wishes with.

[MissLexxi]

Granted but you don't have a dryer and you have to hang it outside and it rains.

I wish I had the Sims 3 and all the expansions!

[darkwhitewolf]

Granted, but the last expansion you get literally expands the game so that it takes over the real world, and your Sims, angry that you manipulated them for so long, orchestrate a coup d'etat and kill you.
I wish my best friend lived with me and not in California.